Imagine what Britain would be like under BNP rule
On offer in Nick Griffin's Britain:
No more stocking up at Primark. The BNP's trade quotas would limit the number of foreign goods that were allowed into the country, pushing up prices for clothes, furniture or toys.
Genuine Chinese Jeans
Original price: £24.99
Tariff: 25%
VAT: 50%
Total: £46.86
Now back in stock for a limited time only - the comfort you remember.
Many crucial medicines are imported from overseas and would be subject to the BNP's quotas.
US Aspirin - SOLD OUT
Original price: £20.99
Tariff: 25%
VAT: 50%
Total: £39.36
Sign up to the waiting list for the next quota of asperin!
The BNP plan to censor popular television shows in order to bring about a "return to traditional standards of civility". Even more sinister they'd censor the press, putting them under greater "democratic control" of a BNP government.
Eastenders - Uncut version
Original price: £10.99
Tariff: 25%
VAT: 50%
Total: £20.61
See the bits the Government wouldn't let you!
Worried about your public services? The BNP's plans would leave a huge whole in the public finances, leading to enormous cuts in the public services. The result would be less teachers, policemen and doctors.
Private Health Insurance
Original price: £200.00
Tariff: 25%
VAT: 50%
Total: £375
Want to skip the queues and get the best for your family? Go private.
Bad news for drinkers. No more European beers, Californian merlots or Carribean rum. Trade makes our lives more exciting, giving us different tastes and experiences from across the world..
Imported Stella Artois - 6 pack - SOLD OUT
Original price: £8.99
Tariff: 25%
VAT: 50%
Total: £16.86
Enjoy a genuine continental taste. No British substitutes here.
Gadget lovers would find that the BNP's trade barriers would make it impossible to get your hands on the newest technology. While other countries enjoyed the latest tablet computers or 3D TVs, we'd be stuck with shoddy Britaish rips off instead.
Flat screen TV - new batch in 2012
Original price: £499.99
Tariff: 25%
VAT: 50%
Total: £937.48
Get in line now to make sure you stay ahead of the technological curve.
There are many things Britain is good at, but a reliable climate is not one of them. Trading with foreign countries allows us to enjoy our favourite foods all year round.
Bananas - back in stock
Original price: £3.99
Tariff: 25%
VAT: 50%
Total: £7.48
Now, back in season. Enjoy them while you still can!
Foreign holidays would be much harder under the BNP. They plan to withdraw from the EU and NATO, and Britain's international reputation would soon be shredded. It would become hard to get a visa or obtain foreign currency.
Bay of Biscay cruise - sold out
Original price: £14.99
Tariff: 25%
VAT: 50%
Total: £28.11
Remember the travels of your youth!
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Who needs Tescos or Amazon? Ever since they were abolished, the BNP shop has stocked only the best quality genuine British merchandise and received the first pickings from the nation's quotas.
The BNP have no less than five policies to increase the cost of food - increases in VAT, tariffs, a transport tax, breaking up the supermarkets and a junk food tax. They'd double the cost of your food bill.